Helicopter - Joke

Bill and his wife Blanche go to the state fair every year, 

And every year Bill would say, 

" Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter "

Blanche always replied, 

" I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, 

And fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "

One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said, 

" Blanche, I'm 85 years old. 

If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance "

To this, Blanche replied, 

" Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks " 

The pilot overheard the couple and said, 

" Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! 

But if you say one word it's fifty dollars. "

Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went. 

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. 

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, 

But still not a word... 

When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said, 

" By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. 

I'm impressed! "

Bill replied, 


" Well, to tell you the truth

I almost said something when Blanche fell out, 

But you know, 

Fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "

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